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A tale of the constant mischief, mishaps, and mistakes of an impatient, vain, and incredibly honest twenty-something.Following
How Shall We Arrange Our Priorities?
Alphabetically — 11%
In descending order of how many species would get wiped out — 9%
Address problems, then issues, then difficulties, then dilemmas — 7%
Whatever’s most essential to conspiracy we’ve got cooking — 10%
Ouija board — 24%
Set up death panels first, wait for everything else to fall into place — 39%
