things i know today
these are the ten things that i know today:
- sake is not good for you
- gatorade is good for you
- it is presently really tough to spell/type…
- i’m wearing the same make-up i put on yesterday morning
- my brain is swollen
- i made it home (alone)
- i didn’t drunk dial anyone
- i did drunk text/email a few folks
- my boss does not actually have a doctor’s appointment it is just a lot harder to get to work when you’re still drunk from new jersey than it is from lower manhattan
- i have a “doctor’s appointment” this afternoon that will require me to leave work a bit early
