And I’m officially not stressed out by life…
I am putting that message out there to everyone because today, I nearly killed myself. Not in the literal sense-I mean there were no knives or anything too crazy involved but I seriously almost knocked myself out in the bathroom this morning. How does one almost knock themselves out in the bathroom? Well, I’m sure there are several ways and I’ve actually done it once before, but this time simply involved yours truly hitting her head on the wall after a massive freakout. As I was doing my hair this morning I notice something (this is what caused me to hit my head) and jumped and shrieked and the new bathroom is just too small for that much action! I found my first gray hair. I know, I’m still shocked too, but I am officially going GRAY!!!!!!!!! I do not die or highlight my hair and never have and this morning I looked up and saw the most prominently placed gray hair one could ever have. It is an abomination. I almost started to cry. My mother didn’t have ANY gray hair until at least her late thirties, maybe even early forties and when she died she still only had a handful of them. I am only twenty-six, I have not yet tricked anyone into thinking they should spend the rest of their life with me, I’ve been on one date in the entire past year and now I’m sprouting gray hair??!!!! This is just so totally absurd that I have decided to remove all stress from my life in the hopes that will make it go away, or at least keep new ones from arriving… This is complete crap.
